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#111 - Naughty Bits

Piano song show open. Emergent News Flash. Funny 911 calls. Sage advice on Love. Stand-up comedy. Several fake commercials and PSA parodies. More sage love advice. Perfect Girl - Dino-Mike. How to write a love song by the Axis of Awesome. Happy Valentines Day - SuperCoolCreative. Winter Girls by the Key of Awesome. The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland.

Posted on 14 February 2011 | 4:42 am

#110 - Punk Monkeys

Snow attack on Toronto opener. The Black Beatles. Radio Prank gone wrong. Mad Men/Mad-libs. I could care less. TLC Promo parody. Blow-jobs commercial. Extreme Tampons commercial. Dudes and Bros Talking Points System by Jamco. Megan Fox PSA Peer Pressure. The Devil Went Down To Jamacia - David Allan Coe. I'm An Asshole - Denis Leary. I'm the Boss - Andy Samberg & Lonely Island. The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland.

Posted on 7 February 2011 | 4:28 am

#109 - Fowl Movement

Obama State of the Union fun with audio opener. The Fellatio Truth Movement. PSA from all women re: penis pics. SNOWLacost causes interuption in porn access. Concurrence Roundtable Commercial parody. IHOP make-up commercial. American Idol parody commercial. Pro-bowl promo, Pro-Bowl song. Titties in all the right places by Don't Stop or We'll Die. My Balls by Your Favorite Martian. Bro-hemian Rhapsody by College Humor. The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland. In the Know discussion about skanks.

Posted on 31 January 2011 | 2:26 am

#108 - Monkey Bitness

History of the Hand-job. Pale Kid Raps Fast. Fast Talker Commercial. Steven Tyler Car Alarm. Ricky The Clown. Survibrator Commercial. 4-Loco Commercial. Twister Commercial. Shake Weight Commercial. Spiderman Commercial. Spiderman Song. Nick Cage's Agent Sketch. A Complicated Song - Weird Al. I'm So Straight - Erik Weiner. Hey There Vagina - Hammy. The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland.

Posted on 24 January 2011 | 2:45 am

#107 - X-Pressing the Anus

Show opens with an angry phone call from Jon Lajoie. Technology report about the latest piece of shit from Sony. I'm a Korean parody song by Rucka Rucka Ali. Fake sponsor commercial set for Real American Heroes, 3-D Lasik, the Ferd Fteen Thousand Truck. Demitri Martin - Piano Jokes. The Saddest Day of the Year from ACN. Snow fake movie trailer. Songs you can sing along with by the Axis of Awesome. The Mel Gibson Love Song by Jon Lajoie. The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland.

Posted on 16 January 2011 | 11:50 pm

#106 - How dare you!

Dick Clark sounds better sped up opener. Commercial parody for Fuck you the board game. I just had sex by The Lonely Island featuring Akon. Auto Phone Sex. Porn Tech Support. Every cuss word we know parody song. Timmy Time. Bathroom etiquette with Adam Carolla. Cussing in German. Don't bite the Dick - David Allen Coe. Rodney Carrington - Show them to me. The Birthday Song by Jon Lajoie. The Onion Radio News

Posted on 10 January 2011 | 3:44 am

#105 - At Your Cervix

Happy New Year! ONN weather update for dumb-asses opens the show. Al Gore It's Cold in Here parody. Disturbing Baby Caskets commercial parody. Heavy metal Kittens on the Web song. My funny voicemails featuring Johnny A-hole and Darren's Celery Trauma call. I'm in Love with the Voicemail Lady original song. Fraudulent Charity Bell Ringer Real Men of Genius parody commercial. Adam Carolla's Cummin' on the Tits campaign. Don't put it in your mouth real PSA for kids. Farewell to Simon Cowell The Sounds of Simon. ORN with Doyle Redland. Goodbye 2010 song. Show close. U2 New Years Day vs. Lady Gaga Pokerface mashup.

Posted on 1 January 2011 | 6:54 pm

#104 - Holiday XXX travaganza

Show opens with Adam Sandler's Christmas Song. ONN feature story about Paul Mcartney's inevitable death. Stephen Lynch's "Suck My Cock" to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock. Jim Gaffigan's "Holiday Traditions" stand up. Steve Bryant's "Christmas Travel TSA pat-down Song". Christmas Morning sketch from F.O.D. One more gift, a Christmas Blow Job. Patton Oswalt's "Christmas Shoes" stand up. "Cold Blooded Christmas" - Jon Lajoie. South Park Dreidel Song. Evan Schwart's "Chocolate Coins". "A Hooker's Christmas" from F.O.D. "Have a Pornograghic Christmas" - Unknown. "Christmas Booty, Givin' up the Butt" by DJ Timbo. The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland. Two fabulous star studded holiday song mash-ups. Merry Christmas!

Posted on 12 December 2010 | 7:52 am

#103 - Touching My Junk

Show opens with a classic narration tongue twister. Problems with English from the Sketch Show. "The Mad Tea Party" with Steve Buscemi from SNL. Comedy ripped from today's headlines, "Let's Check for Bombs", "TSA Delivery Service" and "Groped by the TSA" by the American Comedy Network. "Your Penis and You" from Funny or Die dot com. "In Different Ways" by Jon Lajoie. The most obnoxious ring tone ever! The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland. The Kings of Leon vs. The Four Tops

Posted on 29 November 2010 | 2:58 am

#102 - Filthy Mucus

Show opens with "the Assumption Song". Andy Samberg and Lonely Island "Jizzed in My Pants". Mickey Avalon "My Dick". Jon Lajoie "E=MC Vagina". Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now" vs. "Eye in the Sky" by the Alan Parson's Project. "Keep it in your pants" by Taryn Southern from Funny or Die. An Interview with my lovely daughter Kait. "The Gerbil" by Stephen Lynch. "The Dating Game" by The Insane Clown Posse. The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland and "Every Car You Chase" mash-up by Mighty Mike.

Posted on 22 November 2010 | 4:08 am

#101 - 101 Damn Nations

"Buried with Oprah" show opener. "The Blowjobber" from Funnyordie.com. "Eat My Beard" real news story. Drunk "W" Bush altered audio. Commercial parody set = Contacts for your cat, Insurance Company PSA, Scrotox with Alec Baldwin from SNL. "Funeral Sex" from funnyordie.com. "Daddy Day, Daughter Day" Larry King mash-up. The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland. Conan sums up the summer with one joke. Nine Inch Beatles

Posted on 14 November 2010 | 9:14 am

#100 - The Big One Oh Oh

Show opens with "Thief of Hearts" from ONN. "The Therapist" from Funnyordie.com. Tequila parody commercial. "Ass Pennies" from UCB. "Are you dead?" from ONN. "She Gotta Bump" by Rob Pearlstein. XXX-Men Movie parody. ORN with Doyle Redland. Beatle Wonder "Cant Buy Me Love"

Posted on 8 November 2010 | 2:31 am

#99 - Ninety Nine

Show opens with the "Horny Bird" tv morning show segment. Commercial parody for Propealis. The "Anti-AA panel" skit. "Where do I know you from?" by Nick Swardson. "Fuck You Baltimore" parody car dealership commercial. Brett Favre's "Puppetry of the Penis". The worst rally song ever by Jon Stewart & Steven Colbert. The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland reporting. Charlie Sheen 911 automated operator.

Posted on 1 November 2010 | 1:44 am

#98 - Wired for Sound

Show opens with "Obama Beans" from funnyordie.com, Late breaking news story "We love you Bitch", Wrangler "dick-hole jeans" Brett Favre parody commercial, Live read for Rednekgeer.com (funny), Jimmy McMillan from "the rent, it's too damn high" party ...which becomes a youtube song, then comes the spoof. Darren's toilet paper rant, Tenacious D's comedy rock classic, and of course, The Onion Radio News.

Posted on 24 October 2010 | 2:35 am

#97 - The Inside Scoop

Opens with a clip from "Little Miss Sunshine", Garfunkel & Oats share a hilarious song about hand-job education, next the never before heard lost Favre Tapes, a funny parody song about the Favre situation called "See My Dong", a listener contribution or original comedy about musical farts and finaly The Onion Radio News

Posted on 17 October 2010 | 3:09 am

#96 - A big ole' batch of funny

Show opens with a Whitney Houston before/after crack comparison. Commercial parody for Peni-plus. Onion News Network special report. Booger eater news blooper (very funny). Rehab parody song "I love to Cuss." The Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland. A word of advise from Peter Griffin.

Posted on 11 October 2010 | 1:19 am

#95 - Puppet Porn

Show opens with some pottie training by Jon Lajoie. Important exclusive breaking news. Kattie Perry gives Elmo blue balls. Learn 99 different words for boobs. Doyle Redland delivers the Onion Radio News.

Posted on 5 October 2010 | 2:23 pm

#94 - Pointless Profanity

Show opens with a vintage bit called Gay-per-view poking fun at John Madden. Funny or Die provides a hilarious sketch starring Jason Biggs entitled Clown Baby. Jon Lajoie shares some pointless profanity. The Key of Awesome's John Mayer parody song the Dong Song and Doyle Redland broadcasts the Onion Radio News.

Posted on 30 September 2010 | 6:52 am

#93 - Sex Committee

Show opens with butt-plug crank call. A very angry chick hosts an iPhone commercial. Funny or Die provides a clever sketch entitled The Committee. Jon Lajoie sings of premature ejaculation and Doyle Redland delivers the Onion Radio News.

Posted on 27 September 2010 | 3:07 am

#92 - White Girls Can't Rap

Show opens with a hilarious poem by John Cooper Clark. We discover that white girls can't rap. Does GOP candidate channel the ghost of comedy's past? Parody ad for the Full Throttle Douche Bottle and Doyle Redland delivers the Onion Radio News.

Posted on 23 September 2010 | 3:27 pm

#91 - Douche Award Winner Revealed

The show opens with a classic bit from Cheech & Chong. Steve Bryant provides a hilarious song parody about anal bleaching. We get a glimpse into the mind of a world class douche bag, clever Slip'n'Zip info-mercial parody provided by Casey Smith and Doyle Redland broadcasts the Onion Radio News.

Posted on 20 September 2010 | 5:00 pm

#90 - The Auto-Tune Bandits

The show opens with a parody ad for Dicken's Cider. Jack McBrayer of 30 Rock shares some helpful tips for urban life (hilarious). Jimmy Kimmel shares some unnecessary censorship. The auto-tune bandits strike again with their greatest submission ever! Also an important news bulletin from the Obama administration.

Posted on 16 September 2010 | 4:16 pm

#89 - The Truth about Dating & Weight Loss.mp3

Jack Nicholson opens the show with a great monologue. We listen to my voicemail, learn about a hilarious new weight loss program and then listen in on a dating revolution from Second City ...and of course, The Onion Radio News.

Posted on 14 September 2010 | 3:15 am

#88 - Double the rainbow, double the gay

We open with a classic clip from "What About Bob." Then NFL hype with a hilarious parody song. The double rainbow guy gets auto-tuned. An angry call to tech support. Neil Young's the Fresh Prince and the Onion Radio News with Doyle Redland.

Posted on 10 September 2010 | 12:48 am

#87 - All Mashed Up

The show opens with a PSA that gets out of control. Rodney Carrington sings to his genitals. Mighty Mike provides some cleaver mash-ups and we conclude with a classic "fun with audio" bit in which the late great Paul Harvey endorses pot smoking

Posted on 7 September 2010 | 5:40 pm

#86 - The Boob Apron

In this special holiday edition of the broadcast we rediscover the many uses for the most colorful word in the English language, we listen to a disgruntled voice-over guy lamenting his hatred for the Cami-Secret the boner killing tit-kercheif and Doyle Redland reports the Onion Radio News

Posted on 3 September 2010 | 11:09 pm

#85 - Unnecessary Censorship

The show opens with a sperm facial from "the Doctors". Funnyordie.com provides us with a parody commercial for Folgers Caffeinated Suppositories. Larry King, self proclaimed expert of what (beep)? Bedrock-a-bye song parody and Doyle Redland reports the Onion Radio News.

Posted on 31 August 2010 | 1:36 am

#84 - Audio Improv

Ask yourself, have you ever seen Fantasia Barrino and "Butters" from South Park in the same room together? We'll investigate that! Also Radio-God Don Geronimo has a conversation with an elderly man using only sound clips, and Doyle Redland reports the Onion Radio News.

Posted on 28 August 2010 | 6:29 am

#83 - Eff You!

The show opens with a classic clip from Sean Connery, Cee-Lo of Gnarls Barkley fame Has a great new song that is laced with profanity, Christopher Walken interprets the lyrics of Lady Gaga's Poker Face and Doyle Redland broadcasts the latest from the Onion Radio News

Posted on 25 August 2010 | 7:16 pm